Jade-X-Tori-Love

"I fucking hate waiting. I fucking hate people, and I fucking hate that this asshole has been ogling my ID for the last five minutes!" Truth to Jade's words, a bouncer was intently inspecting her card, taking his sweet time. He claimed it was to make sure she really was over the legal drinking age, since the establishment served alcohol aside from being a karaoke place. "After this I'm am so making an 'I hate blondes' video!" Jade thought cruelly. Her anger was somewhat justified, since earlier that night, three blondes tried to get some beer with their clearly pathetic ID cards. Long story short, they are now facing some criminal charges